Favorite bands of all the time » The Strokes
I suck at texting unless:
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
Me and you are close as fuck(I’m even worse if we’re close)
(Source: ahtnamasyay)
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
people whose parents pay them for good grades
HAHAHAHAH
