May 2013
I suck at texting unless:
I am in a relationship with you
You are my mom
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck (I’m even worse if we’re close)
spacegiants:
mensrightsactivist:
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
epic-humor:
oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
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katherlne:
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
e-zekiel:
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
onlylolgifs:
hhyuga
people whose parents pay them for good grades
April 2013
lesbianwednesdays:
people that don’t like music make me uncomfortable
funfreacksnc:
babyferaligator:
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
